prettier and younger, but not any better off;...
Maybe if we are honest, even if we have 500 Facebook friends or a cell phone...– Jamie Tworkowski (via selfdestruction-method)
That awkward moment when you realize you're the...
heyfunniest: When we go to the bathroom, and look at the mirror, they’re like: And i’m like
Me: I can't think of a title for my paper
Mom: Why don't you go the Fall Out Boy route and just write a completely random sentence at the top of it
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
I've Been In A Rut
theswellingtides: For the last few weeks. I feel like I’ve been harsher to my friends; making jokes that hit below the belt. Looking back at my dialogue, nothing has seemed to change, but I can’t help how it feels to me. I feel like I’ve been an enormous jackass and I feel like I’ve been pushing my friends to their wit’s end with me. Since the beginning of January I feel myself getting more and...
Anonymous asked: i think i may have depression, but i'm afraid that if i say something and find out that i do i'm going to succumb to it and blame everything on it rather than fighting it. i don't want to use it as an excuse. i don't know what to do.